Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Boom.
As I went through my dash, I stumbled upon a picture of the boys and realized I WILL BE SEEING THEM IN LESS THAN SIXTY HOURS!!!! EEK!
Ten years ago today, my band released our debut album Take This To Your Grave. We were just four unsuspecting Midwestern nerds named after a moderately obscure Simpsons character, living life like the background characters in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. We were totally unprepared for everything that…
Day 4, Your Favorite Fall Out Boy music video: This was a tough one, but it’s gotta be the video for “The Carpel Tunnel of Love.” I mean, it’s FOB meets Happy Tree Friends! What more could I ask for?
Ottis Redding - Cigarettes and coffee
My favorite phrase is, “We go together like cigarettes and coffee.”
I’m sure everyone else just laughs at this, and I’m over here like, “There’s a fucking Clockwork Orange PORN!”
Day 3: Your favorite Fall Out Boy lyric.
“The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists in tact is to realize: two outta three ain’t bad.”
Day 2 (I’m way behind), Your favorite Fall Out Boy album: I know it’s an EP, but I’m still counting it. All the tracks are excellent, and I LOVE the Joy Division cover.
